Dosen't it just figure?

You are all dressed and ready for work. The last thing you do is brush your teeth and as you stand in front of the mirror you discover the orange you ate for breakfast has sprayed juice on the front of your turtleneck. That wet spot is not going to dry and disappear like water would. So you have to find another T-neck that coordinates with the rest of your clothes so you don't have to change completely. RATS!!